fortune | cowthink

Good Morning!

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( You look like a million dollars. All )
( green and wrinkled.                  )
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fortune | cowthink

Good Morning!

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( You will pass away very quickly. )
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fortune | cowthink

Good Morning!

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( You will be audited by the Internal )
( Revenue Service.                    )
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fortune | cowthink

Good Morning!

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( Q: Why haven't you graduated yet? A:   )
( Well, Dad, I could have finished years )
( ago, but I wanted                      )
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( my dissertation to rhyme.              )
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